Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Things Students Say Thursday #8


If you're a teacher, or if you know a teacher, you know we have some downright crazy stories about what comes out of the mouths of babes!  Therefore, I bring you:

Things Students Say Thursday

This meme is not only for teachers - if you're an educator (teacher, aide, paraeducator, volunteer, substitute) in a Pre-K through 12 setting, feel free to jump in.  A wee bit of fun for all of us, and to get us ready for that feel-good Friday!

No rules about this one, just post a funny/interesting/shocking story about something a student has said this week.  I don't need to remind you all about the ethics of teaching - please don't use real names or pictures with faces, and please use people-first language.

1 comment:

Kim Bombshell said...

I am not a teacher, but I'm a mom. Here is a conversation between my son and husband:

Husband: Mason, why do you have a knife in your room?
Son: For the Zombie Apocalypse
Husband: You know that won't work, you have to hit him in the head. Where's your bat?